I want to be condescending and patronizing. No examples in the dictionary. Can someone show me how?

Ok, I want to be condescending and patronizing but when I open up the dictionary it just gives me ( showing or characterized by condescension - http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=condescending) and then when I look up condescension it gives me (patronizing attitude or behavior -http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/condescension ) then when I look up patronizing it says (to adopt an air of condescension toward - http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/patronizing ) =( I can never behave condescendingly toward anybody if I keep getting that kind of description. Can someone show me how to be condescending so I can start behaving this way. Thank you!